Corniest Jokes

Q: What musical instrument needs to be sharpened?
A: A dull-cimer (dulcimer)

Q: What fruit can open small locks?
A: Key-wee (kiwi)

Q: What do cars do after staying up all night?
A: They crash

Q: What is the term for a social blunder involving people you like and trust?
A: friend pas  (as opposed to faux pas)

Q: What type of transportation has crazy intentions?
A: A locomotive

Q: What is the smartest dinosoar?
A: A thesaurus

Q: What was the chef's favorite song?
A: "If I could have thyme in a bottle"